Pre NS syndrome
1. buy a mirror
2. wake up early in the morning
3. carry a broom to bukit timah hill for outfield training
4. if u think u commit any mistakes, take out the mirror and swear at it
5. further mistakes commited, punish urself with guard duties at any local clubs.
6. dig a hole at any nearby park for shitting purposes.
7. stand at the top floor of ur house. drop water bombs to increased accuracy during live grenade drills
8. learn to bark like a dog
9. instead of walking, leopard crawl everywhere including going to ur shit hole.
10. wash hands at drains
11. doing SOC at neighbourhood playground

HAHA above are juz craps generated out of my nutshell brain..
Feel free to try it..

For ppl who dunno how to go to IMH(INstitute of mental health) below are the guidelines/walkthrough of how you can get there..
1. go to hougang green
2. turn left
3. walk 200 steps
4. you should be at the main gate now
5. do 10 star jumps
6. laff hysterically
7. do cartwheels
8. do all the above actions together.
9. imperial guards of IMH show themselves
10. lie on the imperial sedan
11. imperial guards will fasten the safety belt on u
12. proceed to guest room
13. make ur presence felt by banging head against the wall
14. feeling ur prowess, imperial guards will then transfer you to the presidential suite with cushions everywhere..
15. congratulations, you have completed FinaL Estacy.. start shaking ur head and regret following this walkthrough.

btw guys i m officially enlisted into the IMH today.. being a higher level living thing there, i m in charge of all the toilet cleanliness as well as the toilet funds foundation (TFF) in Sector C of the IMH.. oh ya pls remember that every 10cent u pay, will help the sai in ur ass to flow out easily.. IF not be prepared to face constipation..

HAHA SIGNING OFF ALEX THE CLOWN IN LION CLOTHING

Been enjoying life lately haha, wah kaoz realli like this kind of carefree life man.. Too bad that all these days will be over once i land my foot onto the soil of tekong next year..
Alrite save the sadness till next year.. in the mean time, life is fun.. going anywhere, doing anything, slping anytime to my own liking wooohoooo... wat can feels better to know that u are in total control of ur own life man... Siok ah... hahaha song ah...
anyway its juz 2+ weeks before zhentai is summoned for NS... lets wish him good luck man!! haha

I was told tat i am fat... hey guys seriously.. i m doubting myself liao sia hahah i tink i m fat

Hey hey i m here to blog some shit stuff again LOL finally got the time man.. been cropped up with lotsa stuff.. Oh ya today is the first day i went to school.. talked to my mentor and director, signed my timetable.. You buggers must be wondering why i m doing all that sia.. the reason is simply I HAD BEEN LABELED AS PROBLEMATIC STUDENT.. ok la its my reapings for the accumulated sowings of my past years in this Ngee Ann Poly shit.. Alrite lets face it man, i m a fourth year student.. My frens in army say tat when i m in army, i ll be looking back at the days being a carefree student man.. But they are only half right, i ll be looking at the schooling days with them around... now tat they had all graduated and are serving this nation, i aint feeling a bit of carefreeness man.. rather its loneliness tat i m experiencing.. haiz school is becoming more and more like a unknown place to me.. wah kaoz i can tell u sia i noe nobody apart from my mentor in school now!!! dammit.. Well thats the aftermath of failing modules hahah alrite watever man.. damn sick of school.. bud its ok juz half a sem more.. and i m done with poly... Den i gotta go chiong sua liao... come to think of it... i am being nonsensical again.. oh ya wondering if the supervisor of T2 is doing well anot.. haha he better go shed some fats.. alrite fuck it man i m sleepy... so long folks